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INN's Rules of Drinking

  • Rule 49
    If you do a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it.
  • Rule 50
    Never brood in a dance bar. Never dance in a dive bar.
  • Rule 13
    If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
  • Rule 54
    Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.
  • Rule 18
    Always have a corkscrew in your house.
  • Rule 57
    For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.
  • Rule 27
    Learn how to make a rose out of a bar napkin. You'll be surprised how well it works.
  • Rule 51
    Never play more than three songs by the same artist in a row.
  • Rule 9
    Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
  • Rule 41
    Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking.
  • Rule 71
    It's acceptable, traditional, in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious, and your friends will understand. If they even notice.
  • Rule 19
    If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
  • Rule 6
    Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
  • Rule 28
    If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.
  • Rule 85
    On the intimacy scale, sharing a quiet drink is between a handshake and a kiss.

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