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INN's Rules of Drinking

  • Rule 71
    It's acceptable, traditional, in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious, and your friends will understand. If they even notice.
  • Rule 82
    There's nothing wrong with drinking before noon. Especially if you're supposed to be at work.
  • Rule 22
    Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing - urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
  • Rule 8
    When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
  • Rule 1
    If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during Happy Hour.


  • Rule 35
    Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it.
  • Rule 17
    If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
  • Rule 79
    If you are 86'd, do not return for at least three months. To come back sooner makes it appear no other bar wants you.
  • Rule 83
    The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.
  • Rule 50
    Never brood in a dance bar. Never dance in a dive bar.
  • Rule 64
    The people with the most money are rarely the best tippers.
  • Rule 66
    Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of you is the equivalent of saying, "I'm an idiot."
  • Rule 76
    The greatest thing a drunkard can do is buy a round of drinks for a packed bar.
  • Rule 49
    If you do a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it.
  • Rule 84
    A flask engraved with a personal message is one of the best gifts you can ever give. And make sure there's something in it.

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